I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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