I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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