There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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