You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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