Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Randomize
