Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I could fuck to npr.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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