she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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