Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
