Already got asked if we're dating
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
