So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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