For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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