I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I just gift wrapped bread.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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