your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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