This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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