She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I have post one night stand depression
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