pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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