Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Randomize
