I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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