There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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