ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
do nipples grow back?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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