Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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