i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
