Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
