My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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