i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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