Sponge bath it is.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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