actually, I'm a sock model
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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