I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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