he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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