yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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