i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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