it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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