I need help removing her.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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