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(248): View more from Michigan

we have pet lesbian snakes

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(847): View more from Illinois

I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me

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RUN RUN RUN RUN

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(512): View more from Texas

If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit

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(406): View more from Montana

I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion

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(312): View more from Illinois

I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone

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(301): View more from Maryland

Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.

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