You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she pinky promised me she was 18
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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