This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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