just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
4 words: hood of his car
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
