elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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