I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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