I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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