Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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