We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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