bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
3pm strippers are depressing
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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