i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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