Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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