Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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