Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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