i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Randomize
