Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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