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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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